My philosophy on horror films is WHY. As in, why would I pay to feel terrified and anxious in a cavernous dark room, when I could easily spend that money on delicious snacks because I am a coward. Watching a trailer for the latest Paranormal Activity film would normally be at the bottom of my YouTube queue, way under things like:
- Videos of sassy children dancing
- Videos of cross-species animal friendships
- The Ciara “Ride” music video for the billionth consecutive time.
Plus the movie looks totally terrifying.