America's most openly body-function-having sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence says she drunkenly threw up on Madonna's stairs after the Academy Awards. Stars: they're just like us!

As she vomited, says J-Law, Miley Cyrus happened upon her and said something along the lines of, "Get it together, girl!" — which is the true hallmark of absolute debauchery. That's like if Dionysus were to come across you reveling in the woods and say, "Honey, do you want me to call a cab?" Congrats to everyone involved in this momentous occurrence.

This story comes to the world via an audience member who saw the actress tell her tale of hardship and perseverance on Late Night With Seth Meyers. Jennifer-Lawrence-antics-talk is very precious, I guess, so we'll take it from whichever source is available. The actual episode airs May 21, if you would like to mark your calendar. [NY Daily News, US]


Ellen DeGeneres congratulated Ellen Page on coming out, and it was extremely heartwarming and lovely: "I am so proud of you for coming out, and I am so happy for you. I know what a scary thing that is," said DeGeneres. Page, who was visibly humbled, expressed her gratitude to the talk show host: "[I'm] grateful to you, because you did it in a time when it was much harder and much scarier."

Page went on to describe how much better her life is now. "I knew I would be a happier person. I knew that I was going to feel better, and I did not anticipate how happy I would feel," she said. "In every aspect of my life: just the ease and comfort. It's really been extraordinary to feel the shift. Overnight, too." OK I AM CRYING A BIT. [MTV]


Kim Kardashian has picked out her wedding dress, and she's decided to opt for a simple and understated pantsuit. JUST KIDDING: it is a top secret garment, designed by an "elite" human, and Kim "beyond loves it." Which means that it's probably a seductive heap of leather peplums with a matching crop top. [E!]


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