Huge crowds gathered in San Francisco today to cheer on Bat Kid, aka Miles, a 5-year-old who is battling cancer, saving Gotham City, and making it rain all over the entire internet's face. Don't believe me? Try to get through all these pictures of the pint-sized crime fighter without breaking down a tiny bit. I'm not crying — you're crying! ALL OF YOU ARE CRYING.

Miles has been battling cancer since he before his second birthday, according to the Los Angeles Times. But what he really wanted to do is normal 5-year-old kid stuff. Uh, like be Batman. And so the Make-A-Wish foundation, along with the entire city of San Francisco came together to transform the place into Gotham City. More from the LAT,

...the effort will include Miles' own Batmobile, a personal call from Police Chief Greg Suhr for help, the apprehension of the Riddler and then a flash mob involving hundreds of people in Union Square alerting Batkid to the fact that Penguin has kidnapped Lou Seal, the San Francisco Giants mascot.

Batkid will then chase the Penguin around AT&T Park, rescuing Lou Seal and earning a key to the city during a presentation at City Hall.

All of these exploits were kicked off by a live television news bulletin carried by KGO-TV and covered in the "Gotham City Chronicle," 1,000 copies of which were printed by the San Francisco Chronicle on Friday, the top A1 story penned by — who else? — Clark Kent.

Heart not warmed yet? I'm about to fucking microwave it.

Not only did thousands of people come out with signs, but the internet was all over this. Tweets about Bat Kid were being shared all over the place. The hashtag #SFBatkid almost made my Tweetdeck explode. The whole world was cheering for this little guy.

"@MattKellerABC7: Well, this is the cutest thing ever. "@SFWish: Here he comes!!!! #SFBatkid pic.twitter.com/MO7kdkiAJT"" BOOM

— Watsky (@gwatsky) November 15, 2013

We hear there's a booster seat in the #SFbatkid 's sweet lamborghini/batmobile ride. 1000's helping fulfill his wish pic.twitter.com/ST1Qi055J8

— CBSDenver (@CBSDenver) November 15, 2013

Our photographer caught this magic moment RT @Jamesco You did it #SFBatKid! pic.twitter.com/2bdGM2LXPC

— CNET (@CNET) November 15, 2013

What San Francisco has done for #SFBatkid renews my faith in humanity pic.twitter.com/zDfvKVgrvc http://t.co/Di9Z3A9NhX

— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) November 15, 2013

CONFIRMED: #SFBatKid saves damsel tied to cable car tracks! http://t.co/9tmuvaGcBg

— ABC7 News (@abc7newsBayArea) November 15, 2013

Tremendous. RT @SFWish: You've saved her, #SFBatkid! The citizens of Gotham thank you!!!! pic.twitter.com/tTdmij8cte

— Kevin Negandhi (@KNegandhiESPN) November 15, 2013

#batkid #kron4news RT @pilarwish Uh oh trouble ahead! #sfbatkid pic.twitter.com/wKUItA8WlI

— KRON 4 News (@kron4news) November 15, 2013

"@BasedJane: OMG!!! RT @pilarwish: With little brother aka Robin. #sfbatkid pic.twitter.com/THgeBQA35h" amazing

— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) November 15, 2013

Damn it... grown men crying over this #SFBatKid story. You're awesome too #SFBatKid! pic.twitter.com/WbyANV7ujg

— SH*T 49ERS FANS SAY (@49ersFansSay) November 15, 2013

Just a few of #SFBatKid's loyal fans. pic.twitter.com/M6jLvkvFUI

— ABC7 News (@abc7newsBayArea) November 15, 2013

Crowd is deafening - can hear them cheering for #sfbatkid from five floors up

— Vivian Ho (@VivianHo) November 15, 2013

#SFBatKid is the best! If you're not following this story, stop what you are doing and FOLLOW IT! #SFBatKid pic.twitter.com/J9zLtLWAmb

— Luke Mitchell (@LukeMitchell__) November 15, 2013

Looks like a #sfgiants parade. But no... it's just #SFBatKid stopping a bank robbery: pic.twitter.com/zifygw4892 (via @KyleBonagura)

— Brodie Brazil (@brodiebrazilCSN) November 15, 2013

RT @SFWish Justice is served! Thank you once again, #SFBatkid. Gotham City loves you! pic.twitter.com/JVLkJgXeSb > Great news!

— Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoCSN) November 15, 2013

#SFBatKid to the rescue! http://t.co/m3nvLHyQXC h/t @WorldofIsaac

— Mike Hayes (@michaelhayes) November 15, 2013

Thanks for saving Gotham, #SFBatKid!

— Sen Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) November 15, 2013

Just a couple of superheroes eating lunch. #SFBatKid pic.twitter.com/VsKHVfUAPV

— ABC7 News (@abc7newsBayArea) November 15, 2013

Basically from what I can tell from Twitter the entire city of San Francisco is sitting at its desk in tears right now. #SFBatKid

— Andrew Coyne (@acoyne) November 15, 2013

Crowds await #SFBatKid at union square in SF pic.twitter.com/s2cplA2O2Y

— Evan Wagstaff (@EvanWagstaff) November 15, 2013

Oh my god you guys I'm a helpless puddle of strange loving feelings toward humanity. New York City residents, if you get hugged by an unhinged nondescript brunette while walking home from work today, that's me.

Thank you, Bat Kid. And thank you, San Francisco. Erm, Gotham.

If you'd like to donate to the Make-A-Wish foundation, you can do so here. Once the website isn't so overwhelmed with visitors that it's functional again.

Update: It's back!

Good news! Our website is back up! http://t.co/VgPAGpDPCR #SFBatkid

— Make-A-Wish America (@MakeAWish) November 15, 2013

Update 2:

The Giants love batkid. #sfbatkid pic.twitter.com/WKEupbUABO

— patricia wilson (@pilarwish) November 15, 2013

Fans are chanting BAT-KID BAT-KID BAT-KID #SFBatKid

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiants) November 15, 2013

We LOVE the #SFBatkid!!! Now let's celebrate, Gotham City!!! pic.twitter.com/TjSW5auvOb

— Make-A-Wish Bay Area (@SFWish) November 15, 2013

And, DOJ gets in on the #SFBatKid day, announcing prosecution plans (h/t @jtes): http://t.co/xpckuNF1UM pic.twitter.com/mm5wF3eqSB

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) November 15, 2013

Look at City Hall, ready for #SFBatKid: pic.twitter.com/FKkqVeONCl

— Brodie Brazil (@brodiebrazilCSN) November 15, 2013

Update 3: The President Vined about it. SHUT IT DOWN THIS IS THE GREATEST THING.